sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE BEAR STORY IS MY FAVORITE.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE BEAR STORY IS MY FAVORITE.

(via marleyrobin)

I, the sacrifice
I, the corner to be cut
I, the empty hand.
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

(via tylerknott)

nevver:

Send no flowers, Justin Fox

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“…all this uncertainty with You-Know-Who coming back, people think they might be dead tomorrow, so they’re rushing all sorts of decisions they’d normally take time over. it was the same last time he was powerful, people eloping left, right, and centre...”“Including you and Dad.”  "Yes, well, your father and I were made for each other, what was the point in waiting?"

(via finnickodair-you-are)

strengthofyourhearts:

fangirl challenge 2.0 » [4/?] romantic ships

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

rereading the series right now is reigniting the sadness/anger I feel for what the movies did to Ginny.

(via dailypotter)